Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
Taylor’s sudden realization that the paparazzi are photographing her while shopping for flowers in NYC, April 23rd.
[reads YG’s article about bigbang enlisting]
[flies to south korea]
[goes to YG building]
[walks to top floor]
[places finger over YG’s mouth]
shhHHhhhhHhh H HehHHDShshH it S not tiMe Ye T
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber